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I decided to conduct an online search about Potted Meat Food Product so I could scope out the competition for this site, when I discovered Official Armour Potted Meat Recipes. Yes, from the Official Armour Star website. I felt like weeping the tears of a dying Eithiopian Dodo Bird, and its hard to admit, but I did weep the tears of a dying Eithiopian Dodo Bird. The horror of a potted meat recipe. It's a food so vile that they feel it must be masked by covering it up with other vile, but not as vile, food substances, such as processed pimiento cheese spread. Please leave this site now, if you do not want to weep the tears of a dying Eithiopian Dodo Bird like I did, lying cold and naked on the floor, shuddering in fear and pain. Do not go on, I beg of you. No one deserves to hear of TANGY SPREAD!!!

Cheesy Meat Spread (Makes 1-1/4 cups)

1 3oz. can ARMOUR STAR POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, 1/2 cup mayonaise, 1 7.5oz. container pimiento cheese spread, 1 tablespoon minced onion, assorted crackers

Combine all ingredients; beat at medium speed of electric mixer until smooth. Chill thoroughly. Serve on crackers.

Devilish Meat & Egg Sandwich (Makes 6 sandwiches)

5 hard cooked eggs, 2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish, 2 3oz. can ARMOUR STAR POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, 1 tablespoon minced onion, 12 white bread slices, 1/3 cup mayonaise, lettuce

Mash eggs; mix with potted meat, mayonaise, pickle relish, and onion; chill, if desired. Spread mixture on 6 bread slices; top with lettuce and remaining bread slices.

Meaty Deviled Eggs (Makes 12 servings)

6 hard cooked eggs (cut in half), 1 3oz. can ARMOUR STAR POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, 1/2 teaspoon prepared mustard, 1/2 teaspoon paprika, 1/4 teaspoon onion powder, 2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish, 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 tablespoon mayonnaise, 1/2 teaspoon vinegar, parsley sprigs

Remove yolks from eggs. Mash yolks; blend in remaining ingredients except parsley. Fill egg halves. Chill thoroughly. Garnish with parsley.

Old English Potted Meat Spread (Makes 1-1/2 cups)

1 5.5oz. can ARMOUR STAR POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, 1 5oz. process cheese spread (sharp Old English flavor), 3 tablespoons chopped sweet pickle, assorted crackers

Combine potted meat and cheese spread. Add pickle; chill. Serve on crackers.

Tangy Spread (Makes 2 cups)

2 3oz. can ARMOUR STAR POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish, 1 tablespoon prepared mustard, 1 8oz. pkg cream cheese (softened), bread or assorted crackers

Combine all ingredients, except bread or crackers; chill thoroughly. Serve on bread.

See it for yourself at the Official Armour Potted Meat Recipe Site